Genre:Asian / Black / Latino
TV Shows"Live At Gotham" (Comedy Central... Hated my set.), "Chelsea Lately" (E!... Haven’t been asked back.), "Last Comic Standing/Driving" (NBC... Both were fixed.), "The Bob and Tom Show (WGN... I REALLY sucked on this.), "Special Sauce" (Starz Comedy... Not sure if it ever aired.), "History of the Joke" (The History Channel... No lines; uncredited.), "Real Sex" (HBO... Total accident. Happened before I even started comedy.) "Down and Dirty with Jim Norton" (HBO... The IMDb page, not the actual show.), "The Local News, When I Was Like 10, Reading a Letter to Ronald Reagan About Nuclear Disarmament" (KRON Bay Area... Rocked the fuck out of that shit. Sure, the line that got me on TV was my dad’s, but who cares? I SOLD IT.)
AlbumsMaladroit, Mr. Hood, Yellow Submarine.
BioJacob Sirof was born and raised in San Francisco, California during the "Comedy Boom" of the 1980’s. There were few places more booming than San Francisco, so nobody was too surprised when Jacob announced at an early age that he wanted to be a comedian when he grew up. Today, Jacob still hasn’t grown up, although he is a comedian. As a young adult, he started doing stand-up in his hometown, and quickly joined the ranks of a promising young crop of local talent, which has since been dubbed "The New Wave" of San Francisco comedy. In 2006, Jacob was selected to perform at the prestigious "Just For Laughs" comedy festival in Montreal, Canada, where he got very drunk and high with comedians and industry-types from all over the world. His television appearances include "Live At Gotham" on Comedy Central and "Chelsea Lately" on E! He has been featured in the San Francisco Chronicle, as well as the Hollywood Reporter, and performs across much of the known galaxy. Jacob currently resides in Santa Monica, California with his wife, fellow comic Sherry Sirof, and their daughter, Wynter Moon. He would like to do comedy for ever and ever, yet he is a mere mortal, and will most likely die someday. For booking, please contact Douglas Edley/Adam Radler at The Gersh Agency: (310)205-5885. What some of the nation’s top headliners are saying about Jacob Sirof: "I’ll shit in that little faggot’s mouth." - Louis C.K. / "AIDS in a sweater." - Dave Attell / "Who? You sure I met him?" - Dom Irrera
InfluencesEddie Murphy, Andrew "Dice" Clay, Don Rickles, Bobby Slayton, Dr. Peter Sirof, Triumph.
About me:Jew, atheist, New York Metropolitans fan, daddy, orphan, identical twin, player hater, Star Wars geek, Weezer dork, Sherry Sirof's husband, creator/pioneer of "Talk Style," sore sport, sad clown.
Who I'd like to meet:Gary, Keith, and Ron.
- Status: Married
- Here for: Serious Relationships
- Hometown: San Francisco, CA
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 0" / Some extra baggage
- Ethnicity: Native American
- Religion: Scientologist
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: Proud parent
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: Official Bikini Inspector
- Income: Less than $30,000
GeneralPickled goods, wife and kid, Stinky and Ugly, 5, 7, 57, 75, Sega Master System, celebrity sex tapes, Aurebesh, Major League Baseball. See more Judgment Day here.
BooksThe Neverending Story, Dianetics, The Nekronomicon, and every other book with magical powers. Also, the Encyclopedia Brown series.
HeroesRivers Cuomo, George Lucas, Johan Santana, Qui-Gon Jinn, Matthew Cerrone, Eddie Cochran, Gene Vincent, Brian Setzer, Lee Rocker, Slim Jim Phantom, Buddy Holly, George Lucas, Doc and Darryl, Philip Pullman, Desmond Morris, Roger Moore, The Three Amigos, Ahmed Best, and Rory Edwards.