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Marc(o) Porno

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  • General

    The short of it is that, since the intertubes went public in the 90's, I've amassed a funny/crazy/nasty collection of pics, GIFs, and vids and now I have the means to share it with the unsuspecting public. For show info go to: www.theycallmemarcoporno.com (Bet your ass I'll have a goddamn banner whipped up soon... Stupid code...)

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About me:

Here's some of my tomfoolery: hehe hehe

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone from the Howard Stern show. Connie R. (She took my cherry whan I was 12 and I want it back.) Any chick (18+) that digs my retarded humor. Other comics. Two hot bi or bi-curious babes. (Seriously... It's on my "bucket list".) Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and Jesus (in that order).

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Dunno... Never had one...
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Warped Comedian and Pervert Extraordinaire

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