GeneralThe short of it is that, since the intertubes went public in the 90's, I've amassed a funny/crazy/nasty collection of pics, GIFs, and vids and now I have the means to share it with the unsuspecting public. For show info go to: www.theycallmemarcoporno.com (Bet your ass I'll have a goddamn banner whipped up soon... Stupid code...)
Who I'd like to meet:Anyone from the Howard Stern show. Connie R. (She took my cherry whan I was 12 and I want it back.) Any chick (18+) that digs my retarded humor. Other comics. Two hot bi or bi-curious babes. (Seriously... It's on my "bucket list".) Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and Jesus (in that order).
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Hometown: Dunno... Never had one...
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 0" / Average
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Atheist
- Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
- Children: Proud parent
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: Warped Comedian and Pervert Extraordinaire