You are obessesed with Kingdom Hearts if:
1: You take a giant key, give a duck a wand and a dog a shield and you go to school attacking your teachers
2: You can't find your wall because its plastered with Kingdom Hearts posters
3: Every male monkey you see is a Powerwild
4: You memorize all the songs in Kingdom hearts including One Winged Angel.
5: You get caught Smuggling KHII to the U.S.
6: You want to go out with Kairi
7: You want to go out with Sora
8: You get scared on going on a cruise thinking that it might be a pirate ship
9: You break your leg and you tell your mom "Hey mom, don't worry, just give me an elixer and I'll be fine!".