.@DrOz @GwynethPaltrow i wipe a egg mcmufin on my stuff (penis/balls) before I do sex so the women gets extra horney
#NewYorkCity • I'm doing shows very soon. Tickets: http://t.co/fQ3X9mVsPt 🐐 RT & attend!
My wife's Bettie Page tramp stamp looks like Danny Trejo when she forgets to shave.
Gazebos are just gay sheds.
Even my feet are bad-ass lawbreakers. #NoRules http://t.co/8ZdM8tVDTG
BooksMoby Dick, Tender is the Night, The Open Boat, Miss Lonelyhearts, The Aubrey/Maturin novels of Patrick O'Brian, La trilogie des jumeaux
- May 24, 2010 12:57 AM My Tribute to Chris Klein
- Oct 26, 2009 5:50 AM My most favorited Tweets on Twitter
- Oct 20, 2009 8:13 PM Here's a funny new commercial I'm in
- Sep 14, 2009 6:07 PM MAD MEN vid w/ Joey McIntyre (NKOTB) + me. FILTHY!
- May 30, 2009 3:36 PM On Women's Pubic Hair & Homophobia
Who I'd like to meet:More Videos
- Status: Married
- Here for: Serious Relationships
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
New York University
1995 to 1999
- New York, NEW YORK
- Graduated: 1999
- Student status: Alumni
- Los Angeles, CA US