Chris

yes i did hear that you had unleashed a small one on the world, what's her name? and how old is she? i fear for all our sanity with you raising a child, haha! you and sylvia still living with emma? x

'ello 'ello mr jango sir! i am indeed still living and breathing in the fair city we call glasgae! how are you?! where are you?! x

Hey hey, how are you? X

i do believe your a hairy mole rat

ahahahahahahahahahaha!

that is all :)

Haha, no it's not an angry thing...for a change!
You guys up for it then?
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Hope the missus was surprised!
I completely forgot but on Sunday I am going to this free film festival thing in Glasgow Green...got free tickets...you and the wifey want to come with?!
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Yes yes I'm your puppet...blah blah blah...you suck! See ya soon! X

Don't be mean Mr Christopher...you've got me all paranoid now...going to change my default *blushes far too much*
Yeah give me a wee shout about Sunday, would be good to see you both!
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Haha, it aint a skimmpy bikini, it's a regular sized, covering all bits bikini!
Yeah to going for drinks, you going to be free on Sunday at all? We could go out for Sunday lunch a few drinkies then?! [and it's the lords day so bikini wearing will send me to hell] If not then let me know.
AND my lips are sealed for your wee surprise!
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When you back fooker? X